Dating/Relationships
Pressure Lines
Guy: C'mon sweetie. Let's just explore.
Girl: What are you, Columbus? Get back on your ship and go home.
Girl: So, how 'bout after the dance, we go back to my place?
Guy: How 'bout I call you a cab. That way you can still brag to your friends that you went home with a guy.
Guy: Look, it's my way or the highway.
Girl: This isn't a Burger King drive-through! You can't have it your way.
Guy: Every other girl does it.
Girl: Then why don't you go out with her.
Girl: So I bet you could really take a girl to heaven.
Guy: I think you have me confused with God.
Guy: You owe me for all the dates I've taken you on!
Girl: So bill me.
Girl: Don't you wonder what sex is like?
Guy: Yeah... then I imagine what herpes is like.
Girl: Y'know, a real man would go to bed with me!
Guy: A real lady wouldn't even ask.
Guy: Baby, we've waited long enough. I want your body.
Girl: That's too bad. I checked NO on my ORGAN DONOR card.
Guy: If I don't get it, I am going to die!
Girl: I'm sure going to miss you.
Guy: What's the big deal? Not scared, are you?
Girl: I'm not, but some people I know should be. Had a blood test lately?
Guy: Baby, you don't know what you're missing!
Girl: Yeah, but I know what you're missing.
Girl: What's wrong with you! It will make you a man!
Guy: Honey, my dog does it, and it doesn't make him a man.
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